Homer accompanies Apu to the Kwik-E-Mart home office–in India–after Apu is fired.

Bart takes his dog to school, which gets Skinner fired, which in turn leaves Bart missing his archnemesis.

Springfield emulates Bart after he’s praised by a self-help guru.

Marge rediscovers her interest in art and takes up painting. When Mr. Burns hires her to paint his official portrait, Marge tries but fails to find his “inner beauty.”

In “Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores,” strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising statues to life. In “Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace,” Groundskeeper Willie is killed in a freak accident and…

The Simpson household’s overrun with puppies–the offspring of Santa’s Little Helper and his new girlfriend from which Mr. Burns would love to make a greyhound-skin tuxedo.

When Bart is forced to assist Principal Skinner in early-morning astronomy observations, he discovers a giant comet heading towards Springfield. Facing impending doom, the entire town shows up at the…

Lisa’s surprising ability at hockey spawns jealousy in Bart and a showdown when their teams meet.

A hurricane destroys the Flanders’ home and they have to move into the church basement. The people of Springfield gather to rebuild their house, but when Ned sees the poor…

When Prohibition is revived in Springfield, Homer and Bart supply the town with alcohol.

After accidentally ruining the family’s Christmas tree and presents, Bart buries the evidence and claims a burglar stole everything. When Kent Brockman does a human interest story on the family’s…

Fleeing from a duel, Homer takes his family to live on a farm. There he discovers that by mixing tomatoes, tobacco and radioactivity from the nuclear plant, he can create…

Stuck at home with a cold, Lisa gets addicted to a video game and neglects her homework. Her A+++ on a test wins the school a grant, but when she…

Apu is making the husbands of Springfield look bad with his extravagent Valentine’s Day efforts for Manjula. When the men try to sabotage Apu’s grand gesture, they accidentally wind up…

While running away from a vicious dog, Bart meets Buck McCoy, a former Western film star. Bart begins hanging out with him and starts to idolize him. Bart wants to…

When Homer refuses to pay a five dollar airport tax to fly to Delaware, the family is forced to ride in a livestock car of a train instead. There they…

Krusty takes parenting lessons from Homer when, during an outdoor book fair, a girl tells Krusty that she is his long-lost daughter from a one-night stand with a female soldier…

Marge tries to rehabilitate a convict with remarkable artistic talent. Meanwhile, Homer uses a trash can to fix people’s spines.

The Simpson family’s dog Santa’s Little Helper fails to save Homer from a treehouse when it is on fire. Consequently, Homer declares him a coward and disowns him. One day,…

Ms. Edna Krabappel begins to lose faith in her relationship with Principal Skinner and becomes depressed. Bart wants to cheer her up and decides to nominate her for the Teacher…

Mr. Burns buys out Springfield’s media outlets after a newspaper mistakenly reports his death, and Lisa’s homemade newspaper is next on his list.

When a group of singles, seniors, childless couples, teens and gays band together to protest having to accommodate families (including paying property taxes used to teach children they do not…

Homer and Marge’s bond becomes stronger when they both get drunk on wine, but soon the bond unravels when Homer blames Marge for crashing the car and Marge gets sent…

When Homer hears that the Isotopes are on a winning streak, he takes the family to the game. The first baseman’s game is going bad, caused by his sexy singing…

Mr. Krupt is the school’s new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to “BOMBARDMENT!” Bart’s attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction…

Flanders rents a room to two college girls who, without his knowledge, use the spare room to broadcast live softcore pornographic web videos of themselves. Upset that no one in…

Lisa does what every little sister has dreamed of – she gets a restraining order put on her big brother. Bart is forced to live in the back garden, but…

Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all…

At Christmas time, Marge opens up her home to the jobless Gil. But problems arise when Gil overstays his welcome and Marge can’t bring herself to kick Gil out of…

Springfield is the setting for parodies of Charlie Brown, It’s the Great Pumpkin and Michael Bay’s Transformers as Homer’s vote on election day is misread by a renegade machine.

Lisa befriends three teenaged Wiccans after getting lost in the woods during a game of hide-and-seek, and must clear her new friends’ names when they are accused of cursing the…

When the police are called to diffuse a rowdy crowd at Mr. Burns’ estate, one of the officers recognizes priceless stolen paintings on the walls, and the maniacal billionaire is…

Marge is held hostage during a bank robbery and forms an uneasy bond with one of the thieves before he’s taken to prison.

Homer cheats on his diet, so Marge gets a reality show called “The Sneakers” to check up on him. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa fear that a prank they played on…

When the rest of the family seems to lack Christmas spirit, Marge contacts Martha Clause (Martha Stewart).

Moe gets Homer to be his wingman, but becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more…

When the Simpsons discover a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa stumbles upon an eerie hidden classroom beneath Springfield Elementary School. When she shares her discovery with…

The episode consisted of three self-contained segments: In “War and Pieces”, Bart and Milhouse discover a real-life board game that they must win to return home; in “Master and Cadaver”,…

A tornado touches down in Springfield which sucks up Santa’s Little Helper. While Homer and Marge are out looking for the family dog, the tornado strikes again and almost takes…

Marge encourages Bart to explore his creative side, and his initial reticence quickly subsides when she hires Slava’s beautiful daughter, Zhenya, as his new piano instructor. Homer is shocked when…