When Grandpa’s new girlfriend at the Springfield Retirement Castle dies, he inherits her savings and must decide the best way to spend his windfall.

Marge rediscovers her interest in art and takes up painting. When Mr. Burns hires her to paint his official portrait, Marge tries but fails to find his “inner beauty.”

With Miss Hoover out sick, a substitute teacher takes the class and becomes an inspiring role model for Lisa.

At a lakeside retreat for married couples, Marge is determined to fix her marriage with Homer, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that…

Bart, Milhouse, and Martin pool their money to buy the new first issue of Radioactive Man, but their investment and their friendship are threatened when they can’t agree on who…

When Mr. Burns is saved by a transfusion of Bart’s blood, Homer expects a handsome reward but is outraged to receive only a simple thank-you note.

After Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, ambulance-chasing attorney Lionel Hutz persuades Homer and Marge to sue for a million dollars.

After eating poisonous blowfish at a sushi restaurant, Homer decides to live life to the fullest in the 24 hours he has left to live.

When the TV breaks, Marge and Homer entertain the kids with the story of how they first met.

Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up, but Lisa fears he will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment.

When Marge begs Homer to find Selma a husband, he sets her up with Principal Skinner… who falls in love with Patty instead.

Homer’s long-lost half-brother is the CEO of a car company that’s wildly successful… until he hires Homer to help design a car for the average man.

After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santa’s Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. As the dog’s last hours with the family approach, Bart must…

While working for Fat Tony, Bart gains enough influence with his boss to solve his problems with Principal Skinner–perhaps permanently.

Homer’s averting of a nuclear meltdown earns him employee-of-the-month honors–and a call from Magic Johnson; Milhouse’s parents prohibit him from playing with Bart.

Bart and Lisa use theological arguments to try to reunite Krusty the Clown and his rabbi father, who disowned Krusty when he turned from rabbi to clown.

Maggie uses one of three wishes; a mind-reading Bart rules Springfield; Homer donates his brain to Mr. Burns’ science project.

After disappointing Lisa, Homer buys her a pony, solving one problem, but creating others, requiring a second job–at Apu’s Kwik-E-Mart.

When Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer, it does little for the car but a lot for their relationship.

Moe steals the drink recipe Homer invented, and the rechristened “Flaming Moe” turns his tavern into a hotspot. When a national franchise wants to buy the recipe, Homer wants revenge.

Burns sells the power plant to a German corporation that doesn’t care for Homer’s approach to his work.

A trip down memory lane to the early days of Simpson wedded bliss, when Marge was with child and Homer was without a job.

A deviation from his norm lands Homer in a mental institution, where he shares a room with a man who thinks he’s Michael Jackson.

Lisa’s essay wins the Simpsons a trip to Washington, D.C., where her faith in democracy is shaken by her unethical Congressman.

Flanders suffers a failure after Homer wishes him ill.