Bart can clear Mayor Quimby’s nephew of a charge of battery, but only by implicating himself as a hooky player.

Grandpa Simpson falls for Marge’s mother, but loses out to a competitor; Bart gets ripped off shopping at home with Homer’s credit card.

Homer teaches a class on marriage, but sharing secrets about his own union gets him kicked out of the house.

Homer leads a vigilante group to catch the Springfield Cat Burglar, who then robs the museum.

When an on-air remark catapults Bart to instant stardom, he finds that fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Homer accompanies Apu to the Kwik-E-Mart home office–in India–after Apu is fired.

Lisa’s outrage over the gender stereotypes reinforced by a new talking doll prompts her to confront the dollmaker.

Homer and Barney compete to be the first “average” American in space.

Flanders’ extra ticket to the big game makes him Homer’s new best friend, a role that sorely tests Flanders’ patience.

Bart wins an elephant, but Homer won’t let him keep it.

Bart is picked to be Burns’ heir and moves into the Burns mansion, prompting Homer and Marge to hire a deprogrammer to get him back.

Bart takes his dog to school, which gets Skinner fired, which in turn leaves Bart missing his archnemesis.

When they try to go on vacation, the family discovers Marge’s debilitating fear of flying. Marge consults a psychoanalyst to find the source of her baffling fear.

Mayor Quimby pardons attempted murderer Sideshow Bob, who then runs against Quimby for mayor.

Lack of beer and cable TV make Homer a crazed killer; the present is altered by a time-traveling Homer; and Principal Skinner turns detention students into food.

Bart learns that the good Reverend Lovejoy’s daughter is really bad.

Lisa’s surprising ability at hockey spawns jealousy in Bart and a showdown when their teams meet.

When Homer gropes for a gummy candy stuck to the babysitter’s pants, she mistakes his intentions and turns the town against him.

Grandpa’s homemade tonic puts life back in the Simpson bedroom, so he and Homer hit the road to sell the stuff.

After reading the weepy best-seller The Bridges of Madison County, Marge sits down with the family and recalls romantic moments, along with temptations from her bowling instructor Jacques and Homer’s…

The family’s trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land takes an unexpected turn when high-tech robots malfunction and become violent.

Stuck in his room with a broken leg, Bart hears a high-pitched scream. When he looks through his telescope, he sees a guilty Ned Flanders burying the evidence.

Lisa feels threatened when a new girl moves to Springfield: Allison is smart, pretty, a great saxophone player and a crack diorama builder. Lisa tries to befriend her new rival,…