General Grant heads out in search of a drink; after the Russian Tsar is executed, Shmuck Mudman and his family head to Moscow; Shakespeare’s Writers Room; Invention of Fire; The…

Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team…

Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.