After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help…

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn’t do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.