A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield and Skinner falls in love.

Amelia Earhart’s fate revealed; Jesus and the Fab 13 try to record the last sermon; The Civil War ends; Statues get removed.

Middle East peace (and lunch) in Oslo; Shirley Chisholm heads to the Watergate; Jesus and the band play their final concert.

Judas betrays Jesus; Shirley Chisholm makes a big announcement. General Grant finds himself in trouble and Marco Polo meets Kublai Khan.

To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet’s death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find… and realizes it used to belong…

Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they’ve rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.