Rick and Morty need a break.

Rick goes toe to toe with the President in this one broh.

Jerry gets sick, and Rick sparks up the TV.

Trapped inside the house with an ever-increasing number of parasitic alien shape-shifters capable of altering memories, an uncertain Rick and the Smiths search for a way to determine which of…

Rick and Morty find themselves on a space train that’s one big narrative device.

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can’t stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.

When Lois discovers that Stewie’s sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

When city hall threatens to close Peter’s business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t…

Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian’s car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed…

After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick…

Peter’s mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom’s new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on…

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter’s regains his interest in his wife. When Lois’ habits get…

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris’ school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with…

When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter…

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris…

Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane,…

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub…

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the “cool” gang’s wrath.

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t…

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death…